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Joke of the Day
"Gotye used to be popular. Now he's just somebody that we used to know."
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"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."
"Have you ever heard a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Probably not. The P is silent."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."
"I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, And then suddenly she's not your friend anymore..."
"Good guy in movie shot 3 times: I must save my family Me, kinda sore from trampoline sesh: sorry gramma can't make it to your 85th bday"
"I'm thinking of starting a youth foundation... I mean I've already got like 30 kids buried in my basement."
"I literally use figuratively in literally every occasion where I am literally speaking figuratively."
"why does dr. pepper come in a bottle? his wife died."
"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"