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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race..."

"How do you kiss a girl on valentines day? You use tulips."

"Q: Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? A: Hot and Cold."

"What's red and white, red and white, red and white? Sant rolling off your roof."

"Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard."

"Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise."

"Mom, i'm going out -You are not going out with that mini skirt. -But why? -Because they can see your balls, David."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist!"

"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"

"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."