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Joke of the Day

"A girl was taking an exam in class.... when she rose her hand and said ""This is making my hand sore. Can we do this orally?"""

"When one of my friends told me he was in a sexual relationship with a space rock... I had no comet."

"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"

"Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one."

"What's the difference between a fence and a wall? I give them a wall, and they take offense."

"Knock Knock.... Whose there... Fuck you."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""

"Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies in his Pixar collection except one, He is never gonna give you Up."

"I called out my wife's name during sex and she walked in to see what I needed. Won't do that again."

"""A bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says ""That'll be 80p [ATP]!"""