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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one."

"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."

"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."

"~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*"

"The ruling that legal papers can now be ""served"" on Facebook is ridiculous. Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?"

"All Canadians are hipsters because they all celebrated Thanksgiving a month before it was cool."

"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"

"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"

"I had a friend who got fired working in a urine testing lab.... he wouldn't say why but personally, I think, it was because he was taking the piss..."

"I am the best juggler in the world. But I don't have the balls to show it to you."