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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock.... Whose there... Fuck you."
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"The Bible wouldn't sound so preachy if every commandment was followed by the word ""dude."""
"When I see a lovers name carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."
"Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket... Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio."
"I got fired today, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently nursing homes have strict rules about what you can do with patients."
"in the darkest corner of my room, dick cheney sits brooding, waiting til i fall asleep. or it's a lampshade. kinda dark and i'm nearsighted."
"Jeb Bush told a joke. Please laugh."
"Why /r/Hillaryclinton is a ghost town All their keyboards have water damage."
"""What's up?"" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction."
"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"