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Joke of the Day

"When one of my friends told me he was in a sexual relationship with a space rock... I had no comet."

"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"

"If you ever struggle to make your woman happy, just remember Eve was in the Garden of Eden and it wasn't good enough."

"You're so fat... you had a threesome with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth."

"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"

"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed."

"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."

"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"

"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."

"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."