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Joke of the Day

"I called out my wife's name during sex and she walked in to see what I needed. Won't do that again."

"My OC Comic ""Punguins"" tell me what you think! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1"

"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."

"I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was."

"Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence."

"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"

"""Election"" and ""erection"" actually have the same meaning. They're both about a dick rising to power."

"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today... And that's just for the alcohol."

"Did you hear about the woman who got caught with pot in her fake breasts? It was a huge drug bust"

"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"