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Joke of the Day

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but don't start anything."""

"Ugh, I hate social media. (please validate this opinion via social media)"

"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"

"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"

"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."

"I was diagnosed with ADHD last week. But my doctor sa"

"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."

"In a recent blind taste test, a bunch of shit got spilled all over the place."

"Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this?"""

"Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon."