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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fence and a wall? I give them a wall, and they take offense."
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"James calls a doc for help... Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? James: Nope. It's her husband!"
"Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!"
"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "
"Googles ""what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough"" [5 minutes later] ""twice"""
"What does a jock douchebag and a strict catholic have in common? They're both obsessed with their mass every day."
"A Tweet is like a dress; the shorter the hotter."
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"Did anyone catch the score of that soccer game?? U.S.A. 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"