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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a fence and a wall? I give them a wall, and they take offense."
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"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Cremia River"
"angel: they seem to be doing well God: give them more diseases angel: is that really necess- God: and social anxiety and kill a gorilla"
"Why can't two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"Why is stevie wonder always smiling? No one's told him he's black."
"What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten? The cat shat on the mat."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net? ""It's not a too-nah!"""
"There are so many internet scams right now Send me $19.99 and I will tell you how to avoid them all"
"What did the pulse say to the legume as he left? Lentil next time."
"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."