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Joke of the Day

"What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !"

"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."

"Ex: Holy skinny jeans! Me: They are new. Like them? Ex: Sure... Me: What? Ex: Should a woman your age wear those? Divorce Reason 509"

"Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."

"How many nuns are there in a temple? Nun."

"A man walks into a bar.... ...and spectacularly fails at Limbo."

"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."

"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"

"Never underestimate the power of the web. -Charlotte"

"History Welcome to the the 21st century Where deleting history has become more important than making it."