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Joke of the Day

"What does walking a tightrope and having period sex have in common? You don't want to look down, in either case."

"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."

"A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out ""What do you think you're doing?"" ""Just heating up dinner"" she replies."

"People don't hate you because you're beautiful. people hate you because you're a nasty b itch."

"There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate Justice was served"

"I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well... I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh."

"When you have ""very happily married"" in your bio, we read that as ""DM me about my other secret account 'cause my spouse watches this one."""

"What's green, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"What do you call a good joke on Reddit? Unoriginal"

"Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming."