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Joke of the Day
"While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough."
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"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" *Mom:* ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""
"Kissed a receipt to lighten my lipstick but I need it to return something & now some cashier is gonna think I'm flirting."
"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting."
"Know how I know I am getting laid tonight...? Because I am stronger than you."
"I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math."
"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."
"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."
"My personal trainer told me to stop eating pizzas but if I'm craving it I should just eat one slice. So now I ask them not to cut the pizza."
"I have the heart of a lion... and a lifelong ban from the zoo."