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"My favorite thing about Germany the children are kinder"
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"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."
"What language does a flight attendant speak? Plane English."
"Remember to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time."
"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."
"What should you do with your sick pig? make it into cured bacon"
"Did you hear about the Florida pastor's Quran burning? His actions are incendiary."
"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."
"Fastest way to occupy bored kids is to announce we are going to clean Voila Suddenly they all remember plans they've forgotten Ah quiet"
"How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out? How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? ""With nachos."