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Joke of the Day

"I'm a take me or leave me kind of girl. Wait, where ya going?"

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."

"I'd eat more Mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me."

"You're so fat... you had a threesome with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth."

"Is your ass a computer? Because I want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly this joke onto /r/jokes everyday"

"Decisions Sometimes life gives you really hard decisions. Then other times It gives you really easy decisions like whether you should choose the lettuce or the ice cream"

"What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino!"

"The Indian version of ""How I Met Your Mother""is just a single episode called ""I Met Her At Our Wedding""."

"Some dark humor... Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!"