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Joke of the Day
"I don't like holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly you shouldn't either."
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"What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a clothes hanger"
"Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish?"
"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""
"""Guys I gotta hang up I have a trout on the other line"""
"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"
"I love how you can tell how slutty a girl is by the size of her hoop earrings."
"People the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you."
"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"
"My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber."