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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"

"I love arguing with you so much, I'll bring a Ouija board to your funeral."

"TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"What do you call a pirate that sells things? A sailor."

"Why I don't like gays staring at me Their gaze!"

"If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite."

"Why did the cop climb the tree? He worked for a special branch."

"I saw that Caitlin Jenner was missing... On the side of a half-and-half carton"

"How does a comedian like his eggs? Funny side up"

"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere."