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Joke of the Day

"Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish?"

"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? COP'S WIFE: *now next to him on the couch* Because you're scared of the movie COP: Yes it's too real"

"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"

"you mean the story about the elderly lady who had some sort of fur coming out of her lower back? oh thats nothing but an old wives tail"

"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."

"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."

"What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table."

"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."

"What did the butcher say the the angry customer? I'm sorry that we couldn't meat your needs. I came up with that myself about a year ago."

"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"