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Joke of the Day

"An anteater walks into a bar... ""First the horse, now this asshole"" remarked the bartender. Credit: u/reduxde"

"Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close."

"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"

"[NSFW] What's the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room."

"If I had a nickel for every hot woman at Ross I saw... I'd forget about all the money I made because I fucked them all."

"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."

"So, I came up with this on my own... ""You can say Whitney got on... The SOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"

"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"

"I know this guy just hit the walk button, but I'm gonna hit it again b/c he looks like an idiot who can't do anything right."