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Joke of the Day
"I love how you can tell how slutty a girl is by the size of her hoop earrings."
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"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin' Off"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrana**sore ass** Rex"
"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"
"The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'"
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get eight more"
"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."
"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."
"Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde? Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool"
"What stops rape every single time? Consent"