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Joke of the Day
"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"
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"I wonder how many people on Tumblr only watch TV shows so they can find things to make into GIFs."
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
"How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !"
"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"
"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."
"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."
"GOOD COP: cover me! DAD COP: *tucks him in* snug as a bug"
"the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers"
"A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells: DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL"