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Joke of the Day
"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"
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"She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray."
"I texted my ex, I'm at a cemetery..... wish you were here."
"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head"
"The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris."
"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."
"""The Walking Dad,"" but it's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's ""not made of money"""
"I don't do drugs anymore I don't do them any less either."
"Pretty sure 40% of Americans would vote for a giant finger that just pointed at people and said ""Their Fault."""