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Joke of the Day
"""Guys I gotta hang up I have a trout on the other line"""
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"*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can't be touched"
"Got kicked out of the casino again. Apparently, gold chocolate coins mess up their slot machines or something."
"What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? Needle them"
"if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say ""it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"""
"I'm going to dress up as laundry next Halloween bitches love doing laundry."
"Dear congress, please text and drive.#governmentshutdown"
"Why did the elephant paint its nails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!"
"Real House Wines."
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