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Joke of the Day
"Where did mary go after the explosion? Everywhere..."
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"Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns."
"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"
"[NSFW] Doctor, doctor! Woman: Doctor, doctor! I've got three vaginas! Doctor: Well are they causing you any problems? Woman: Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"
"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"
"""holy shit. i don't have much time left to live. better sit on as many benches as i can before i die.""-old people."
"Dwarf porn is a little fucked."
"On a scale between 1 to 10... How likely is it that this question is in binary?"
"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."