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Joke of the Day

"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"

"Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka? Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP"

"My name is David and I had my ID stolen the other day. Now they just call me Dav."

"I have a dog. He has no legs. I named him ""Cigarette."" And everyday, I take him for a drag."

"What did the homophobic dad say when he heard his gay son was in a coma? At least he's a vegetable now instead of a fruit."

"I am a cannibal with a new boyfriend. His name is Pablo I'm going to make a dessert from part of his brain I shall call it Pabloba"

"Ha, ha ha... wow. What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name? A dinosaur! Ha ha get it? Tea-rex? Hahaha..."

"Why is God depressed? Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us."

"Recently HP fucked up on my order of a Laserjet they've sent me a fucking printer instead!"

"Sex. Don't get it? good, you never will."