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Joke of the Day

"On a scale between 1 to 10... How likely is it that this question is in binary?"

"[Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:""I hope you have a slow and painful death!"" Me:""So now you want me to stay?"""

"When my girlfriend's done wrong it's written all over her face. I have a flair for the dramatic, so I use a red pen."

"I'm really good at digging underground to find sources of water. You could say it's something I do well."

"Who is the king of stationary? The ruler."

"What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up? A waterfell."

"What does your wife have in common with a Porn actress? They both moan SO much."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture. -.-"

"What's a Redditor's favorite color? M'genta"

"what's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each s."