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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Doctor, doctor! Woman: Doctor, doctor! I've got three vaginas! Doctor: Well are they causing you any problems? Woman: Problems!? I'm getting fucked left right and centre!"

"I Always Give 100% [FIXED] 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday..."

"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."

"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall on the guitar. I said ""maybe""."

"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."

"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."

"What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust."

"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A unemployed male college graduate."

"i like my women like i like my coffee roasted, ground up, and suspended in hot water"

"California legalized marijuana I guess they had a high voter turnout."