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Joke of the Day

"... You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car!"

"Don't get upset if you hit a lot of red lights on your way to work. You'd turn red too if you had to change in the middle of the street."

"This one time, I shot a defenseless black guy and got arrested.. For impersonating an officer of the law."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged five years and in a barrel."

"Me and my Italian friend are opening a Chinese restaurant... It's called 2 Dum Wops"

"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"

"There's a queue for the whore house. A guy walks up, fists flying... ... He punches up the fuckline."

"Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!"

"A banker friend of mine had a breakup recently He lost interest."

"Gave my cat some organic soy milk and now she wears two pairs of tiny Toms."