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Joke of the Day
"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."
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"Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear."
"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep."
"Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to ""Take them to the Bee Room!"""
"Why is Jesus Christ so buff? Crossfit"
"I lay my girls like I lay my bricks With cement."
"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."
"What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith? There isn't one."
"Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month."
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"