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Joke of the Day
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
Next Joke
"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"
"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."
"What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth"
"My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats That's nuts, I told him"
"What noise does a train say when it eats Chew Chew *crap joke*"
"Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, . Authorities have condemned this act of Violins"
"Why did god invent patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too."
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"I'm confused... square box, round pizza but triangle slices."