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Joke of the Day
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
Next Joke
"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"
"It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk."
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. Totally embarrassed them by peeing on them."
"Why is it called the Middle East when it is in Western Asia?"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide"
"A tall guy in movie theater just sat in front of me and he's on a date so he's going to have good posture the whole time this sucks"
"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"" The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk."""
"Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."
"Why does Gandalf prefer coupes? Because other cars have Mordor."