1980

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."

"In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger"

"Did you know that national middle child day was last week? Yeah... Nobody else did either..."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."

"What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll."

"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"

"I once tried to pick up a lady with a sausage joke.. ..I don't think it could have gone any wurst"

"Vasaline is the key to having sex with your spouse after having children... *Just stick that stuff on the outside of the doorknob and the kids can't turn the knob to get in."

"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"