1980

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."

"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."

"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""

"ALFRED: *wringing out wet birthday party invitation* it's difficult to read, but i'd hazard a guess at aquaman, master wayne"

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."

"My Dad is a real family man. He has three of them"

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!"

"Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany? They were Stalin."

"Di you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel peace prize? He was outstanding in his field"