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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr? Because he may get Tiggered"
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"There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."
"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."
"What do you call a blind asian man A blind asian man you racist shit"
"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."
"If you aren't a Nazi right now, thank a veteran."
"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."
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