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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."

"I want a relationship like from Up. She dies and I get a flying house."

"Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out."

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"

"What is the definition of a Barbarian? It's someone who cuts hair in a library."

"On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me...I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next..."

"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."

"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."

"I am so glad that BP is easier to spell then Eyjafjallajokull"

"How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox? It couldn't contain itself."