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Joke of the Day

"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."

"Did you guys know that water can talk? Water you talking about?"

"Neighbor: It's July, you need to take down the xmas lights. Me: It's no worse than your stupid yard gnome. Neighbor: That's my wife."

"How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops."

"Gave my seat to a blind man on the bus Lost my job as a bus driver."

"Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away."

"I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard."

"Did you hear about the fat guy who spent his free time in a British casino? He heard it was a fast way to lose pounds."

"I just watched a 15 year old girl who was busy texting walk into a light post and I am no longer an atheist."

"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"