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Joke of the Day
"If you aren't a Nazi right now, thank a veteran."
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"What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth? Slow swimmers."
"Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night Set a man on fire and he'll be warm till he dies"
"Students, unfollow me now. Tonight's drunk subtweets might sting a little. Especially you Britney. Your lab report was a pile of dog shit."
"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."
"Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years."
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."
"you can't believe it's not butter? buddy, almost everything is not butter"
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."
"What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human? About eighty years"