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Joke of the Day
"I love dry erase boards... They're remarkable."
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"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."
"Eric Garner tried stand up comedy... But he choked on stage."
"If Johnny Cash were alive today. He'd probably just be known as Johnny Credit/Debit."
"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"Fart John farts in the local market and Jack says: ""What was that ?"" John says: ""That was an atomic bomb"""
"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of asphalt under his arm... He goes to the bartender and says, ""Two beers mate, One for now and one for the road"""
"Lit a few candles after my power went out last night. My cat has been scared shitless ever since. Ever since I put the pussy on the chain wax"
"Did you hear about the man who was born without any ears? Niether did he."