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Joke of the Day
"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mom."
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"What's a pedophile's favorite pair of shoes? White Vans."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in there first."
"It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs."
"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
"What do Muslims do before a jager bomb? Press the button"
"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife... but a Tiger Wood"
"Cutest thing I saw today was the dad angrily slamming the sliding door of his minivan but it slowed down by itself and latched silently"
"If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens every day."
"What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon"