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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."

"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked!"

"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley One was assaulted."

"Dad asks me have you heard of the new movie constipation? I was all like what, no. And he said, It never came out."

"Doctor doctor I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks."

"I hate people who knock on my door and tell me that I need to be saved or I'm going to burn. Stupid firemen."

"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."

"What's the best part of a boxer's joke? The punch line Found in BL magazine"