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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."

"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !"

"I'd like to give a shout out to those people born in 1932 who are celebrating their 21st birthday today!"

"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"

"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."

"My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not."

"Why are men better cooks than women? Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months."

"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"

"Arabs are so rich..... They lit whole fkin hotel on fire to celebrate new year"

"What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common? Some idiot pulled it out to late"