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Joke of the Day

"What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest? A dookie"

"what is the difference between a crook and a politician? A crook will steal before he runs, a politician runs before he steals"

"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, unless it's one of those half-wits who always says ""ironic"" when they mean coincidental."

"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"

"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Chicks can only stay at their boyfriend's place for about 3 days, then they finally need to go home and use the toilet."

"Why did Obama get two terms? Because black men always get a longer sentence"

"Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour."

"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""