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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind asian man A blind asian man you racist shit"
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"What do you call with a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"
"Do seagulls ever wake up in the morning and take a moment to gather their thoughts, or do they just go straight into seagull stuff?"
"""And to my son Ronald, I leave my entire collection of mint-condition, never-been-opened LinkedIn Updates emails."""
"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit"
"I wrote a short story about some angry fruit... Its titled ""The Wrath of Grapes."""
"I went on a date with a Vacuum Salesperson last night... It sucked."
"Imgur Servers"
"Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics? Because they never have any sandwiches."
"Why is having phone sex such a bad idea? There's a good chance you'll get hearing AIDS"