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Joke of the Day

"[A montage of me flailing because I walked into a spiders web, with larger and larger crowds, until I am at the karate championships]"

"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"

"What do you tell someone who occupies space and has mass? You matter."

"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"

"A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large."

"What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams? A bvr"

"older woman => young dude: cougarnolder man => young women: manthernolder man => younger men: faguarnolder woman => younger women: sheetah"

"My hearing loss in both ears"

"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"

"I'm surprised that more people don't shoot at the signs on Target stores."