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Joke of the Day

"I'm surprised that more people don't shoot at the signs on Target stores."

"What do you call a gassy greek? A Fartin' Spartan"

"Why does MLK only get one day, while sharks get an entire week? I guess it's because they're great whites..."

"Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true"

"Why can't americans play LoL? They can't guard their towers."

"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."

"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."

"3 potatoes are in a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? You look at the one with the sticker that says, I DA HO."

"Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head."

"""What is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" "" I don't know, what is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" ""Let's go to lunch!"""