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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"
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"What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore."
"Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are just dying to get in!"
"This restaurant is so fancy they made my husband wear a jacket over his mesh half-shirt."
"""So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?"" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* ""I'm a people person."""
"Sex positions for small penises Fuck! This isn't Google search. How do I delete this post?"
"What kind of environment do hobbits live in? A hobbitat"
"If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends"
"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "
"I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room.."