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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams? A bvr"
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"When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!"
"Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer."
"Volkswagen are a bunch of cheats... Audi you think they Passat their diesel tests for all these years? They would have never Beetle their CCompetition if they hadn't."
"When your kids are little you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."
"Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer."
"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."
"CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube."
"What does a man with a 10-inch penis eat for breakfast? I had a bagel."
"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" lol wtf ""wait its back on again nvm"" ok lmao ""he just stole my nose"" im phoning the police"