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Joke of the Day

"A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large."

"Why Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side"

"Did you hear what they found in Jeffrey Dahmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry"

"My friend was dating a communist He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags."

"You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume."

"Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? They were in ca*hoots*."

"How do gay man cry? They don't, that would be counterintuitive."

"GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TOcan you take your shoes off MOSES: What? Why G: I'm trying to keep the place nice, OK? M: It's a mountain"

"I hate my new hair cut. Hopefully it will grow on me."

"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"