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Joke of the Day

"older woman => young dude: cougarnolder man => young women: manthernolder man => younger men: faguarnolder woman => younger women: sheetah"

"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."

"""Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine."" -- laptop computers"

"You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes."

"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."

"What's the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years"

"Knock knock Who's there? Probably a murderer because it's 2015 and a normal human being would just text ""here"""

"If you have 3 tweets in a row that say what you're cooking, what song you're listening to, and what your mood is... just go back to Facebook."

"I think we should invest in mosquito nets for Africa We can save millions of mosquitos from needlessly dying of aids"

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."