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Joke of the Day
"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"
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"Why do all public restrooms feel haunted?"
"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A CARROT"
"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon, and Michael Jackson had sex with kids."
"Recently my girlfriend has got into equestrian bdsm Last evening she asked me to watch her whip, then watch her nay nay"
"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."
"At a job interview: ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."" ""Give me an example"" ""When do I start?"""
"I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work."