20202
Joke of the Day
"What do you tell someone who occupies space and has mass? You matter."
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"What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzza"
"What was the root of the problem dark ages? The potato famine."
"last I dreamed.... I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted."
"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I know where you can buy drugs"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Because they can't change anything."
"What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!"
"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment."
"Two chimps are in the bath One says ""ooh oooh eek eek"" The other one says ""well put some cold water in then!"""
"What do you call a Mexican riding a bike? Wow. You guys are some racist fucks. He's a bike rider. On a bike he probably stole."