20202
Joke of the Day
"What do you tell someone who occupies space and has mass? You matter."
Next Joke
"Daughter just told me, ""Dad, I don't make sandwiches, I eat sandwiches."" One day her picture will be on money."
"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV"
"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""
"Have you heard about the Polish lesbian? She fucks men."
"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."
"A man buys shares from the stock market. But he never shared any of it."
"Maybe if I took my problems to the gym they'd work themselves out."
"What's faster than a black man with your TV? His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*"