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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides? Symmetree."

"A magician was driving down a street when suddenly... he turned into a driveway."

"Don't waste your time going to the library looking for books on suicide..... no one ever brings them back."

"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut"

"I was talking to the anorexic cannibal.. I told him self-indulgence isn't the answer and he needs to face his problems. He threw up his arms and walked away."

"Parachute for sale Used once, never opened, small stain"

"What do you call a porno with conjoined twins? 2 girls 1 muff"

"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"

"I'm 10 times more likely to get mugged in Colorado than I am in New York City. Because I don't live in New York City."