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Joke of the Day

"Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back."

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it syndrome"

"Why is santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live"

"The best joke on reddit (OC)"

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird."

"A guy was lying on his bed [NSFW] A guy was lying on his bed, pulling off his boxers when his wife walked in and said, ""you spoil those dogs"""

"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."

"I wish I were a Jedi. I don't want to use the Force or anything. I just want to hang out in my bathrobe all day."

"Stealing candy from your kids is awesome... ...because you can justify your actions by stating that candy is not healthy for them. It's a win-win."