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Joke of the Day

"Hey all Hot Girls. I'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-"

"A porkchop walks into a bar The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"So the Pope joined twitter so he can ""Reach out to a younger generation."" He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that."

"How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women? FeMail."

"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."

"What do a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."

"I only get laid because of who I am... A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP"

"What did the Skunk say at Church? Let us spray"

"I'm the only child in my family. My mom said she learns from her mistakes."

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."