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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."
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"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"Man.. These croutons are the best thing since dried bread!"
"How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying"
"I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it's the ones we love that hurt us the most."
"95% of dentists recommend teeth."
"Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is."
"So Porifera are hanging out in the ocean 680 million years ago.. ..when a Ctenophore swims by. One to the other asks, ""What just happened there?"" Buddy says ""Eumetazoa."""
"Why dont feminists go to indoor soccer games... Because, with the astroturf, there would be no place for them to graze."
"I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram."